Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, January 8, 2012

William Babar Awan - Funny sms

Great Saying
This Life is Too short Even to Get fake Degree
I Don't know How People Find Time to Get An Original Degree
William Babar Awan


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Who Cried Hard? - Funny sms

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone 4G 64GB . . .
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I think we all know who cried harder :-D


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Boy & Girl - Funny sms

Bf- "I cheated."
Gf - "So what do u think I love u? I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."
Boy cried & said "I was talking about exams."
Girl :o Oops.. =P



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Test Ur B.P Widout any machine - Funny sms

Test Ur B.P Widout any machine
Put ur left hand on Ur heart Close Ur palm wid ful force
Count Ur heart beats/min
On 120th beat open ur palm & start countng back from 120 to 0
Now put Ur hand up & stand for 120 sec
Now stand on 1 leg for 120 sec
Now at once start running at 80m/hr
keep running for 80 min

Now stop at once

Now after 80 min just relax

If u r smling after reading this Msg, ur B.P is normal...
if feeling anger consult ur physician.


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UNIVERSAL TRUTH - Funny sms

UNIVERSAL TRUTH
We Learnt SUN Rises In The EAST
FACT :
SUN Neither Rises Nor Sets, 0nly EARTH Rotates . . . !
MORAL : "EDUCATION SPOILS OUR COMMON SENSE ;>


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Boy & Girl Love - Funny sms


Girl: You Were Fool Enough To Believe That I Loved You.
Boy: I Was Smart Enough To Make You Believe I Did....!! =P =D


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Famous saying - Funny sms

Famous saying
'if u want to be great u must follow Great people' And seriously i have no objection if u want to follow
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Newton...but wait a sec, did u jusT thought abt ME instead of Newton, wo.w..i knew it;-),thank u :P


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Shakeel plumber - Funny sms

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie.
She was shocked to see
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Shakeel plumber.


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Google Search - Funny sms


A guy was searching these words on Google; "How to tackle a wife.."
Google Search Result: " Even we are searching.." :D


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Husband & Wife - Funny sms

After a quarrel,wife to her husband:you know, I was a fool when i married you!!
Husband:yes dear,i was in love then..didn't notice that.



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"Heart touching Story" - Funny sms

"Heart touching Story"
A b0y Loved a Girl but never Proposed her … 0ne day he Decided to Tell her at 1 o'clock at Night.. He typed: "i Love you"and sent it..
After a few Seconds he g0t a msg. But He decided to See it da Next day for Surprise and slept..
Next day, he Read da msg and bec0me so Shocked
because
it was written:
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Msg. sending failed due to insufficient balance! Please recharge your Account.. :D


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